Being David Archer - And Other Unusual Ways of Earning a Living
My autobiography. Published by Constable on October 5th 2017, you can buy it at Amazon here, or direct from the publisher here. If you'd rather I read it to you, you can get the audiobook from Audible here.

See the dedicated website

Colin The Camper Van

A children's story about a VW camper that, after years of neglect, is found again by its old owner and turned into a computerised super-car.
And now a proper book! Published on March 25th by FBS Publishing, you can buy it at Amazon here, or to order a signed copy, buy direct from the publisher here.

Here's an extract.

Kindle version also available here .

Avant Garde A Clue

Co-written with Albert Welling. A spoof biography of the French Dada poet Paul Déaveroin, author of such classics as "À Mère y Cannes Pailles", "Paix Guy Sous" and "Sa mère au lit dit", the poems have a strange resonance when spoken out loud.....!
Now published on Kindle

Oh Lord!
My first translation! This erotic novel set in an English Country House, is the tale of bonking aristocrats, written by the wonderful French author, Laure Elisac. Translating the sex from French was one thing, but the cooking was almost impossible!
You can buy it here.

Not Normal For Norfolk
My first novel - a comedy cocaine caper in sleepy Norfolk. Looking for a publisher!
Read extract here



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